5/21/06---The rarely invoked.....celebrity opinions

Ya know, if there is one thing that I am....its a man of opinion.  Go ahead...just ask me about a particular topic.....I'll probably have an opinion.  So, in that spirit, let me go to my voluminous stack of letters and answer some question about celebrities that you might be waiting for my opinion on.  (cough).

P. Lavigne of Davie, Florida writes:
"Hey Jeff....love the blog......have you seen Brokeback Mountain yet?"

Dear P.....
No.  Its not prejudice.  I'm just not in a huge rush to watch two guys snuggle in a sleeping bag, ya know? 

N. Moles of Weston, Florida writes:
"Hey Jeff.....the subject of being in a crappy marriage came up the other day.  What are your thoughts about Brittany & K-Fed?  Can their marriage survive?"

Dear N....
A valid question, and certainly one that I'm more than qualified to answer.  My opinion:
The marriage is DOOMED.  Brittany was raised to be poor white trash, but K-Fed is trash right down to his bones.  Poor Brit....she's knocked up again, and is stalked by the paparazzi on a daily basis.  Their criticizing her about putting on some weight.  Me?  I think she looks better with a little belly, but hey....you know me.....I'm open minded.
K-Fed, mind you.....has been working on his latest rap CD, and from what my sources tell me....that thing won't be released....it will escape.  Let's remember Brit....when you "snagged" K-Fed, he walked away from his girlfriend that was like 6 mos preggers, so why are you now surprised that he's not a candidate for Husband of the Year???
However, we here at Booker's Journal will be keeping a close eye on this developing story.

D. Flaherty of Ft Lauderdale, Florida writes:
"Hey Booker, what's this I hear that Whitney has checked herself out of rehab?  Doesn't she know what a lonely road the world of drugs are?"

D., you said a mouthful there.  Whitney has gone from the top of the mountain all the way down to where, now....can you believe it?  Bobby Brown is the stable one in the relationship.  Holy crap is THAT a scary thought.  My prediction?  Whitney either gets the help she needs (two words--BAKER ACT) or is dead by the end of the year.


M. Danyev writes:
"Hey man.....what about this business with Paris Hilton & Lindsey Lohan?  Is this a real life feud or just a publicity stunt?"

M., great question.  I think its a real feud between two total dipshits.  Paris Hilton is the poster child for the idea that all the money in the world can't buy class.  Trailer trash city.

H. Morrison of Lauderdale Lakes, Florida writes:
"Hey, what's your thoughts on the ending of 24 this year?  And have you watched CSI this year?  And what about Navy NCIS?  And American Idol?  And....how about NASCAR...are you into that?  Its unbelieveable!"

H., you don't get out much....do you?  I like Taylor on Idol, and think the wife of the president bumps him off this coming Monday night.


G. Goode of Ft Lauderdale writes:
"Hey, what about this Tom Cruise guy?  Film icon or major wackjob?"

G., it isn't even close.  He's a film icon--who happens to be a major wackjob.  Over and under on the marriage falling apart---two years.  Hopefully for the wackjob, unlike Paul "What in the world was I thinking" McCartney, I'm sure he signed a prenup.


Thanks for your letters....

Later,
Jeff