1/1/08---HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

First of all...the proverbial Happy & healthy New Year to everyone....saying that means a little bit more than usual today, as my Dad recently spent a few days in the hospital after originally being diagnosed with pneumonia--turned out to be bronchitis and I'm happy to say that he's back home tonite with his #1 girl (uh, that would be my Mom).

Anyway, to get you prepared for the upcoming year, I thought I'd give you a new top 10
resolutions for 2008!!
 

10. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

 9. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

 8. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.

 7. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

 6. Create loose ends.

 5. Get further in debt.

 4. Break at least one traffic law.

 3. Wait around for opportunity.

 2. Focus on the faults of others.

 1. Never make New Year's resolutions again.


Sarcasm....its my life.

Later,
Jeff