Yesterday was my wife's 40th birthday. I just realized....I've never been romantically involved with a 40 yr old woman (okay, excluding that one crazy night in Cleveland that I don't think we should discuss). Far be it for me to forget her birthday and....my one year anniversary as an "official dad".
Happy Birthday honey.....I pretty much...ya know....love you. Kinda. Ya know.
So as you may have guessed, that's the 3rd Mrs Me right there above ya. Last night we went out for a little dinner with some family and friends....about 12 of us, and we had a wonderful time. Making the dinner even more interesting, at least to the male of the species, was that the table next to us seemed to be....hmm...what could best be described as...."The Breast Augmentation Table". I mean, every single woman sitting there. It was amazing. My friend Johnny came over to see me today, and I tried to tell him about it--ya know, to impress him--and the bastard topped me by telling me about how the hotel he works at is hosting a porno convention.
Rat bastard.
Later,
Jeff
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