12/11/04---more on my "ex-baby" and her letter

So when last we spoke, I was describing my first date with my ex-girlfriend Kimberly.  So we're on the monorail, and she is grinding on me like its a night at Pure Platinum.  I was sure I had struck gold.  Let me backtrack momentarily.

This was my first real girlfriend type since I had seperated from the former Mrs. Me # 2, and candidly I can admit that she wasn't exactly.....um....rife with a burning passion--for me, or for anything.  She wasn't big into the whole "I love you" thing either.  What she was big into was mainly being miserable about herself or something else.  I'll stop now, because otherwise I'll get into a rant about her, and trust me...I'm saving that one.  I just wanted you to appreciate how I was going from ying to yang on the monorail that evening...or so I thought.

So I'm being ridden like her name is Bambi and I'm going to be slipping her a $20, and there's lots of good loving, touching & squeezin going on (let's give a nod to the boys from Journey for that one!), and we decide to "relocate" the proceedings back to her place.  Well I ain't gonna say no...ya know?  So we get back to her apartment, and I'm totally stoked by this point....and she asks me to spend the night.
Again, no problemo.  And then...the moment of truth.  She's got this fabulous bed, loaded with pillows and the place smells very girly, like Bath & Bodyworks...but I'm into it...and she goes in and comes out wearing the oversized t-shirt.  And I'm just thinking to myself....I am gonna get my world ROCKED.   First the monorail, and now...this?  Wow....I'm finally going to get my payback for staying with the former Mrs. Me # 2 for all those years.  And then...she spoke those fateful words.

"This will be nice.  I mean, just because you're spending the night doesn't mean we have to have sex, does it?"
And I'm not worried about anything because....
"Huh?"
"Yeah, it'll be nice to wake up next to someone."

Total buzzkill.  Not to mention killing something else that was...hmmm...on the rise.

But wait...there's more on Kimberly.  She really was, despite the rather, um...disappointing results to our first evening, a great girlfriend.  She was, and I say this without shame....a fantastic kisser--perhaps my best ever.  I mean, the girl just really gave you a great, passionate kiss.  There's something to be said for that, ya know?
Anyway....next time....I start getting into Kimberly's background.  Warning lights!!

Later,
Jeff

PS...well, tonight it was revealed that Charlie Weis has accepted the head coaching job at Notre Dame.  Its not Jon Gruden....but its not Rick Neuheisel either.
More thoughts on that tomorrow

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