6/28/05---A top 10 list....just for shits & giggles

I check up on the Letterman top 10 list every once in awhile.   They used to really have some good ones on a regular basis...now its strictly hit or miss, with a lot more misses than hits....however....this one really struck me as hilarious.  Enjoy.

Top Ten Rejected Titles For Saddam Hussein's New Novel

10. "The Da Vinci Goat"

9. "Of Lice and Men"

8. "I'm Okay, You're Uday"

7. "20,000 Leagues Under the Sand"

6. "Inspectors Turn up no Evidence that Herbie was Ever Fully Loaded"

5. "Mahmoud Potter and the Goblet of Hummus"

4. "Kuwaiting for Godot"

3. "Along Came a Spider Hole"

2. "Sunnis are from Mars, Shiites are from Venus, Americans are Infidel Pig Dogs"

1. "The Brotherhood of the Traveling