The big N.C.? "No class". So my neighbor at work, Leslie....who's black....tells me a great story today. It seems that her next door neighbor had been called for jury duty and lo & behold ends up in the courtroom of the beloved former Mrs. Me #1.
Well Leslie didn't get a chance to find out if her neighbor had been selected or not, so she goes over to the beloved former and asks:
"I was just wondering if my neighbor had been selected on your jury."
The ex replies....as only she can----
"Well how would I know? I had more than one black person on my jury."
Leslie looks at her and says...
"Um...my neighbor is WHITE."
In the immortal words of Homer J Simpson:
DOH!
Open mouth...insert foot. What a dumbass.
Folks, she didn't learn that shit from me, I'll tell ya that.
Later,
Jeff
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